You Know Youve Been in College Too Long When...

You Know Youve Been in College Too Long When... You Know Youve Been in College Too Long When For all juniors and seniors out there Let us know what youd add to this list! You get a Christmas card from the local burger joint. Oh man. If you are getting enough takeaways to get a greetings card, you really need to learn to cook! You know the  names of more characters on Orange is the New Black  than the professors on your course. Hmmm time to switch off the TV and get some studying done? You eat cereal for lunch and dinner several times a week. Yeah, I know its hard to eat properly- but try learning how to make a few  simple dishes You regularly see the sun come up at the end of a night out. One day you might get to see the dawn at the beginning of your day, rather than at the end! Your mealtimes are midday, 4pm and 10pm. Hey, whatever as long as you eat regularly! You cant believe how young the freshmen look. Seriously, are these kids even allowed to be out on their own? Your closet is full of fancy dress and your daily uniform is your pajamas. Party, sleep, chill out. Its a full life when youre at college! Your fridge has more mold in it than food. Gross. Clean it out. Now. Your weekend starts  Thursday and ends  Monday night. Enjoy it while it lasts!